Rakhi Sawant will now be searching for a perfect life-partner in NDTV Imagine’s‘Rakhi Ka Swamwar’. Apart from the fact that the applicant must be a male, Rakhi has some prerequisites she wants her groom to have. The conditions vary from being truthful (like her) to being talented. Rakhi could not elaborate on the kind of ‘talent’ she is looking for in her would-be husband.
Here is our Top 10 List of Talents Required to Marry Rakhi.
Juggling
You don’t have to bother about props in your life. She already has them. Installed at the right height too!
Animal Trainer
You could train her or wait for the little screaming angels you’ll inherit.Jaroor mediake poteh honge!
PS: Snake Charmers will be preferred.
Contortionist
If her voice contorts you, you can attain equilibrium by muffling yourself.
Human Cannonball
Because he always knows what he is getting into!
Master of ‘the Bed of Nails’
Start practicing anyways coz your bound to get 'nailed.'
Human Target (Impalement Arts)
You should be able to take every thing chucked at you gracefully.
Human Blockhead
Literally. Period.
Ventriloquism
Well you won’t get to talk all your married life. Better is, let the lamp do the talking.
Tissue Regeneration
We have no idea what she prefers in bed. Better be prepared for catsuit fights.
Sixth Sense
After spending a fortnight with her, you’ll crave for the company of dead people. Say nothing about the fact that the entire nation will recognize you as the chump she dumped/jumped. Amen.
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