Bikini Jeans – A New ‘Low’ In Fashion Bikini Jeans – A New ‘Low’ In Fashion

Shake that booty, b***h!!

I have of late been the butt of my ‘ever-so-anglified’ editor’s jokes with his perfect (roll the ‘r’, for the desired Britty effect) diction and grammar, and been accused of writing like a black rapper. My literary Ps and Qs might be all over the place, but I don’t give a flying ‘F’ at least for this quaint piece of butt beauty.

It’s called the bikini jeans – a thong sewn into a pair of jeans cut so low that it enables you to display your nether regions with nonchalance. The brain child of ‘Sanna’, a Japanese clothing firm, Bikini jeans came into existence, after a lady requested for a pair that rested lower than the hips yet didn’t have to be hiked up ‘in an unladylike fashion’.

Just when you thought, evolution of the ‘butt exhibitionism’ had come a full circle with hip-hop's contribution, Apple Bottoms, and couldn’t possible get any more outrageous, it’s the Japs that push ahead with a creation straight out of the weird world of fashion fiction. While the jeans have been ridiculed by a number of fashion critics including Wenda James Rowe who said that “they are totally tasteless and terrible” the club of butt loving bros, constituting nearly 90% of the male population hail the effort that went into creating the sexiest garment of the decade.

What more can we expect to grace our eyes in the near future? Hopefully, someone brings to life the jeans with perforated back pockets from the 1981 comedy flick 'So Fine'. Until then keep your eyes peeled to catch some bikinied-Jeanies strutting down the road.