I can’t imagine a world without sound. It being the base of our language, lets us depict our emotions. Of course tis the written part of it, but it is, to be really frank, quite boring (ask someone who has to write everyday for a living).
Wail – Jayaprada (MP Rampur)
Her bullock cart got stuck in mud while she was inspecting her flood affected constituency of Rampur. Hasn’t she heard of helicopters?
Sigh – Delhi Jal Board (DJB)
DJB made that sound of despair (again) when another pipeline erupted near Rajghat.
Hmmph - Kayne West (American Rapper)
This was the sound made by Mr. West when he snatched the microphone from Taylor Swift. She was giving her acceptance speech for the best female video category for ‘You Belong With Me’ which beat Beyonce’s ‘Single Ladies (Put a Leash on It)’.
Ouch - Muttiah Muralitharan (Sri Lankan cricketer)
He couldn’t play the match because of a troubled groin, and then witnessed Sri Lanka’s defeat from the player’s retreat.
Hurray – Team India
After reaching the top slot in the ICC Cricket Ratings.
@#$% - Team India
After being pulled down from ICC Cricket ratings in just 24 hours, South Africa is the new numero uno.
Yazoo – Me (Your’s Truly)
When I woke up with the The Bands, ‘Yazoo Street Scandal’.
Slam – Mike Fennell (Commonwealth Games Federation Chief)
After inspecting Delhi’s preparations for the Commonwealth Games.
Pow – Sonia Gandhi (Chairman UPA)
She flew economy while an MP from Maharashtra was flying first class on the same plane.
Huh – Gulam Nabi Azad (Health Minister of India)
The expression of confusion doesn’t seem to ever leave Mr. Azad. According to the papers, He is currently confused over vaccination data.
