Make Yourself Irresistible

Did you know that most men approach the process of trying to get dates in a way that virtually GUARANTEES that they will fail? Well I need to ask you something really quickly...

Have you noticed that women seem to have an unerring ability to create an unbreakable "barrier" that they can automatically put up when they're talking to you? It's quite like having a sixth sense that alerts them about a guy waiting to ask them out or worse… propose to them. And it turns on an invisible force-field of doom.

Women, it’s said, make up their mind about a guy within the first 15 seconds of meeting him. So it doesn’t leave you with a lot of time to make a good impression on your potential sweetheart. But a very conscious attempt may jeopardise your chances as well, because women have a powerful dude-dar. Even before you invade her personal space, you need to make an impression from a distance, so by the time you actually get talking to her she is well aware of your presence and is actually anticipating the pleasant clash. Here are some steps you can take to improve your chances:

Be the man

This can also be described as the bad-boy appeal. The element of danger is best if it is an irresistible combination of mystery and unpredictability. If you can create this appeal then you can create and break all dating rules and norms at will. It’s a feeling similar to what Neo (the Matrix dude) got when he realised he actually was the ‘one’. You become the master of the situation. The psychological boost that you get from this is incredible. You become someone who doesn’t take crap from anyone. Others have to rise to your standards and not the other way round.

If you have ‘em, flaunt ‘em

If you have those enviable peaks, a good chest or a cute ass, then show them. You don’t need to work out six days a week and build six packs to get girls (though it does help) - But stay in shape with some regular jogging and cardio.

Jazz up your looks

If you think spending those additional few minutes in front the mirror will do wonders to your looks, then don’t grudge yourself a regular facial or an exfoliation regime. Just avoid looking too prim and manicured or you will look like a made-up doll. So to get that manly look, avoid shaving for two or three days to get that designer stubble, that women love. Keep you hair and nails trim and your hands moisturised.

Be funny – Not corny

Women just love an excellent sense of humour. Be quick and witty. Just try and be a little subtle with your one-liners and avoid “low-brow” topics. You can also tease her about things in a way that would get her interested.

However, you should also keep in mind that the girl you are trying to impress might not be the one for you. In other words if a girl is not genuinely interested, there is nothing you can do about it. So don’t get hung up getting that one girl. She is not the only girl left on this planet. Stay cool and when you feel confident and in control, chances are you will be picked up by someone even better than her.

10 SADDEST PHOTOGRAPHS FOR HOMO SAPIENS

The virus theory of human existence is not that disturbing after all. So what

if we are a virus at least we are a good virus. Or are we? I agree that humans

have a certain amount of style among other intelligent species (even considering

aliens, if any). we have the ability to do everything our selves and get better at it.

Progress is the USP of Humans but we are not proud of everything we have done.

Here is a collection of all the things we have done, overlooked and regretted as

a species.

Skeletons of Bhopal Gas Leak Victims

Rows Of Bodies in Gestapo Concentration Camp

Self Immolation of a Monk in Saigon

Unreliable reforms and harsh treatment of the South Vietnam government forced

this monk to burn himself in protest.

The Napalm Girl

The naked girl in the photograph is nine year old Phan Thi Kim Phúc. She is

running on the street after being burned in a South Vietnamese napalm attack.

Biafran Kids

Excessive lack of protein in kids can lead the muscles of their bodies to waste

away and protrudes their bellies. This disease is called kwashiorkor. The

photograph was taken in 1970, after three years of war between Nigeria and

Biafra

Pollution and Power Lines in China

Vulture Stalking a Sudanese Child

No one knows what happened to this child. Kevin Carter, the photographer, won

a Pulitzer for this photograph but committed suicide three months later

Floating Dead Bodies After Tsunami

A Starving boy in Uganda

Before and After The Hiroshima Bombing

Before

Sexiest Uniforms in Sports

Tennis

I am yet to read the ‘guide to dressing’ chapter in the Tennis rule-book, but whoever

decided that women should be clad in body hugging, cleavage popping sundresses

while smashing balls around the court, deserves a gold medal.

I mean, just look at that. All she needs to do is to take off the cap, stash the racket

and she can go clubbing without even changing clothes.

Swimming

While a two piece bikini is a definite eye-popper, but this one-piece can totally hold its

ground, especially when you have the option of watching ten long legged beauties

pop in and put of water looking fine as ever.

Golf

Not many Indians follow golf with the kind of passion I do. The eagle, the birdie

and the par not-withstanding, there’s a particular technique applied by female

golfers right before the high swing, that really gets me excited. It’s the ol’ golfer

stretch and had I any say in the sport, extra points would have been awarded to the

player, performing the most stretches.

Track and Field events

(Resisting the urge to make a pole vaulting joke...)

Track and field specialist need special kind of uniforms that give their torsos

the freedom to do a variety of things – be it running, jumping over obstacles,

jumping into mud or riding a really long pole to glory.

Sorry, I tried.

Beach Volleyball

There’s a very specific reason why beach volleyball players wear bikinis.

It not because bikinis allow them the freedom of movement. It’s not because

it helps them keep their laundry bills to the minimum. It’s not also because they

want to get a nice tan.

It's because nobody would come to watch… if they didn't.

10 Short Cuts To Looking Great

You might be considering joining the gym to get toned,

considering taking up long distance running, or going

in for therapy! Whatever it is, making long term changes

in your life can take time. But if you want to

transform your appearance in very little time with minimal

effort, we’re here to help you! Most of you know these ideas

already, but might not have bothered to implement them.

If you have a special occasion coming up - a date or an

interview or a wedding to attend - try out these tips

to look your fashionable and well-groomed best.

Tip 1: Use that iron

A crumpled shirt or wrinkled pants will do nothing

for your appearance! Make sure to get your clothes

ironed by your cornerpress-wala, or else do it yourself.

If you are doing it, make sure that you use long continuous

strokes and fold your fabrics properly, so that there

aren’t any wrinkles left when you eventually wear it. This will

take you less than five minutes to do if you do it yourself

and will instantly give you a perky appearance.

Tip 2: Floss gives you gloss

Dental hygiene experts recommend flossing teeth at

least once a day. We recommend that you floss mainly

because it will add charm to your smile to when you flash

glistening teeth, and of course if there is any left over food

particles stuck in between your teeth, it will get rid of them

and save you embarrassment.

Tip 3: Spit and polish

Sigh, you might think! Here they go again about the

shoes, but we guarantee that unless you pay attention

to the quality and shine of your shoes, all your efforts

at looking your best could be ruined by just your pair

of scuffed and worn shoes. Make sure you take time

to polish your shoes, keep them free of dirt and grime,

and polish them regularly. The whole process shouldn’t

take you more than a couple of minutes but it will guarantee

that it gets you the compliments.

Tip 4: A ‘Hair’y affair

Though hair on men is a sign of masculinity, and most men

don’t like to go for that waxed salman look. Having visible

tufts of hair growing out embarrassing orifices and crevices

of your body is not going to do anything to enhance your

appearance. Check your ears and nose for stray hairs,

the back of your neck and your eyebrows and most

importantly your armpits, especially if you planning

to wear something sleeveless. Though your whole body

does deserve your attention when it comes to

trimming hair and keeping yourself well-groomed, in a situation

where you are pressed for time and want to look your

best, check these five areas and you’ll be safe. Unless

you’re as hairy as a bear, this process shouldn’t take you

more than five or ten minutes.

Tip 5: Feel like a change

A great way to give yourself an interesting new look,

is to change the way you wear your facial hair. Try a

goatee or a soul patch like the one Aamir Khan had

in Dil Chahta Hai. If your beard has grown long, trim

it properly or shave it off, depending on what you prefer

. Don’t worry too much about not getting it right,

because if you do mess up with styling it with your razor

and scissors, there is always the option of going clean

shaven. This again should take you a maximum of half hour.

Tip 6: Accessorize

If you happen to like jewelry, try a tasteful bracelet

or a sedate ring. Feel daring? Go in for a necklace.

But don’t overdo the jewelry or you could end up

looking like a drug lord or hip-hop star! But if you do

not like wearing jewelry, then make sure you wear

a smart watch. Whatever you choose, make

sure it suits your personality and that you wear it well.

If you’re unsure about jewelry, it’s best to skip it altogether

rather than overshadowing your date’s jewelry with yours.

Tip 7: Keep your nails clean

If you put your arm around your date and she spies dirty

or untrimmed nails, your chances of a second date

would be pretty slim. To make a lasting impression, and

to convey the image of a man who takes care of his

appearance, it’s necessary to keep your nails clean,

trimmed and filed. To make your nails look good,

clip your nails, scrape away any dirt under it, and

then use warm water and soap to wash your nails. If

you have a few minutes more, file your nails. Clean your

cuticles and push them back and rub on some hand cream.

Of course, if you have the time to go to a men’s

salon, get a manicure. All it takes is 10 minutes of

your time to guarantee a second look.

Tip 8: Exfoliate

Pick a good exfoliating scrub from your local chemist

to give your face that instant glow. A good scrub will

remove dead cells, and give your face a quick boost.

Use some warm water to wet your face, apply the

scrub in strokes and then rinse. Follow this up with

some moisturizer to keep your skin looking fresh and

to keep it from becoming dry. All this takes is three to

five minutes.

Tip 9: Workout

Though a continuous and regular fitness program is

very important to maintain your fitness levels, even

a short workout can make a difference. Spend a

little time doing some strength training exercises -

push-ups, bicep curls and sit-ups. If you continue

these short workouts, they can actually help build

muscle mass over time. Besides, they also give

you a confidence boost and give your muscles

some needed definition.

Tip 10: Kissable Lips

In winters, lip balm can save you from the painful

blushes that chapped lips can cause. But it’s best to

buy a tube to use throughout the year, because no

date will want to cozy up to you if you have dry and

chapped lips. It takes a few seconds. Stick to one

that is unscented and non-flavored because you won’t

be tempted to lick it off.

This whole process shouldn’t take you too long and

will make sure that you look well-groomed and smart.

You can work on making these tips a part of your daily

routine so that looking good isn’t restricted to

a few special occasions. After all, appearance always

does matter

Sensual Biting

Did you know that biting is one of the easiest ways of turning on

Did you know that biting is one of the easiest ways of turning

on a woman. Surprised? If you are then I am pretty sure that you

would be equally dumbstruck if someone told you that girls love

to be tongued down there... In fact these very elementary tips on

spicing up one’s act in bed can be confusing to most guys.

Believe it or not, a woman’s body reacts to a little pain in quite the

same way as it does to a skilled tongue probing her erogenous zones.

The watch word here is “skilled”. You have pretty artful while you indulge

in a little biting. You won’t be able to able to drive your woman crazy

by sinking in your teeth and gnawing at her as if she was something

served in KFC, unless of course you were dating Mr. Lecter’s daughter.

You have to first arouse her mind, make her anticipate and

shudder with excitement at what you are about to do. So here your

first ground rule for a successful biting session.

Enhance the mood

It’s pretty simple really. Biting is not one of those things that you

can use to take a girl by surprise. Unless her body is prepared

to be bitten, both physically and mentally – you can actually end

up hurting her. It’s best to start with lot of kissing, caressing,

petting – anything you know will sufficiently aroused before you

actually bite her.

You bite where you kiss

If you do plan to take a dig at your woman, which are the places

you should ideally target? According to the Kamasutra, any

place that can be kissed can be bitten, except the upper lip.

But biting during lip locks can be slightly tricky so if you are

about to introduce your girl to your teeth for the first time, start

of with the nape of her neck. This is one of the most sensitive

parts of a girl’s upper body and you would need to be exceptionally

clumsy to mess it up. So while you are indulging in some pretty

passionate kissing gently break off, and start nuzzling your girl’s

neck, and then lightly nip her there using only one upper and lower

teeth. Other areas where your can focus the attention of your

incisors are her lower back, the curves of her waist line and her

bottom.

Keep it quick

For how long should you bite? Well the longer you bite, the

more it will hurt. So the best nip is one that doesn’t last for

more than just a few seconds. The second rule is not to concentrate

your toothy affections on a single spot. It will really start hurting

her after a while.

The two most sensitive places

If you are lucky enough to get to the third base, you teeth will

be able to explore whole new zones of her sexuality. First

are of course her breasts. When you start sucking on them, get

them perked up and gently nibble on her nipples. Breasts are

one of the most sensitive parts of her body and believe me that

is a place she would absolutely be thrilled to be bitten. Of

course, don’t get carried away and confuse them with teething toys.

The second is her inner thigh. When you go down her don’t

be in a hurry to perform cunillingus. Focus your attention on her

inner thighs, on the areas that are really close to her vagina. With

a series of light well placed nips, you will have her purring with delight.

To drive her really crazy don’t immediately give in to her demands

for penetration and simply continue to tease the fringes, by lightly

nibbling her inner things while lightly stroking the labia till she

loses complete control.

Don’t make funny noises

Though she would love to turn on the animal in you, but she certainly

won’t like to have you sound like one. Extensive use of the mouth

may result in noises that have absolutely no place in the bedroom

– smacking and slurping (like while eating a Cornetto) sounds plain

disgusting. A wet Sluuurrrp, can jolly well dowse the flame that

you worked so hard to ignite. Moreover, don’t even dream of

using silly idiotic words, if you cant think of anything exciting

(read dirty) to say, then end up saying something like “yummy”.

It sounds idiotic, even as I write it.

Don’t chew

There is a difference between light nips and gnawing. You gnaw

at a chicken drumstick while you nip at a strawberry ice. Get

the idea. You nips should be light and crisp. They should be short.

Nobody likes to have her body gnawed upon. Keep your bits clean

and don’t try to get all thirty two of your pearly whites into the act.

If done skilfully, biting is something that can arouse the most vanilla

of women. So don’t be afraid to let lose your animal and use

these tips to drive your woman absolutely wild in bed.