QuOTEs FOr D TEEnss

1.)Sex without love is meaningless,but as far as meaningless experiences go
its pretty damn good.

2.)Chris Rock
Women would rule the world - if only they'd stop bitchin' about each other.

3.)Hannah Cowley
What is woman? Only one of nature's agreeable blunders.

4.)Hedy Lamarr
Any woman can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.

5.)Stephen Leacock
Advertising is the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it.

6.)Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.

7.)Aristotle
If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.

8.)Thomas Edison
Opportunity is missed by most people because it's dressed in overalls and looks like work.

9.)Heywood Broun
The tragedy of life is not that man loses, but that he almost wins.

10.)Xpert Editor
MensXpert Wishes All its Readers A Very Happy Holi.

11.)Douglas Adams
You live and learn. At any rate, you live.

12.)Woody Allen
80% of success is showing up.

13.)Albert Einstein
If A = success in life, then A equals x+y+z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut.

14.)H.G. Wells
When I see an adult on a bicycle, I do not despair for the future of the human race.

15.)Thomas Edison
Opportunity is missed by most people because it's dressed in overalls and looks like work.

16.)Ann Landers
Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other.