Get Her To Dump You

You have come to believe that the girl you are dating is not your type and that you are very much out of the infatuation phase. Now that you have spent some time with her, you suppose it will split her heart into two if you put across your idea of breaking up with her. So, you are now in a fix. Why not do just the opposite? Make her dump you instead.

Read on to know what all you could do to make her irritated, agitated and prepare her for the road to splitsville.

Be Ultra-possessive

Don’t even let her breathe…! No, I don’t mean literally. Demand to know her whereabouts, with whom she’s talking, when she eats, sleeps (what’s in her dreams!), wakes up etc. Hack her email! Accuse her for cheating on you. Act like a paranoid. Blame her for making you feel miserable. You will see, the poor girl will gasp for air and dump you like anyone would dump such a whiny leech!


Act like a Pig!

Forget all your manners. Be as messy as you can… even think messy, will you? Eat like a glutton in an up-market restaurant. Embarrass her where ever you go with her. Dress like a total dirt, buy an oderant, and if you are really desperate, stop taking showers.


Be Annoying

Make her fume with your jerk like behavior. Repeatedly do all those things that irritate her- don’t answer her calls, be forgetful, don’t pay attention while she’s talking to you… you know the list.


Be Boring

Stop using your sense of humor and wit and going out together will become increasingly depressing for the both of you. If she stops enjoying the time she spends with you, her interest in you will start to dwindle.


Flirt with other girls

Letch on other girls while you are with her. Act suspicious all the time. You could also talk about your ex-girlfriend and mention you had some good time with her. She will surely turn her face away from you.


Be Non-committal

Make her wait for hours in a restaurant and then cancel it. Don’t make any firm plans with her. Doing this consistently is being both rude while making a strong strong statement that you’re not that into her -- but I guess that’s exactly what you’re aiming for.


A word of Caution!

Always remember that you are dealing with someone’s heart and that a heart is very fragile. Instead of cheating on her (which can give you a really bad reputation) just try telling her: "I don't see our relationship going any further" and/or "I'm not happy in our relationship", ending the sentence with the ever reliable "its not you, it me..." suffix. Breaking up gracefully is always better that projecting you as a cheater or acting like a pig.