Because of the internet's existence, nobody is safe and nothing is sacred, so here are the top 10, sometimes attractive, daughters of notable politicians who have publicly disappointed their parents in some way, shape or form.
1. Alexandra Kerry
Up next is the daughter of former presidential hopeful (it's still kind of hard to call him a "candidate") John Kerry, Alexandra Kerry, who unfortunately looks a lot like her "Lurch from the Adam's Family" looking father.
In November of 2009, Alexandra Kerry was arrested in Hollywood for drunk driving. She was initially pulled over for an expired vehicle registration, but was taken in when the cops detected signs of her being under the influence of alcohol. They were later proved wrong, but were probably going off the deep, deep eye sockets that the Kerrys have.
2. Caroline Giuliani/Hanover
Starting off the list is daughter of Rudy Giuliani, Caroline.
Caroline Giuliani has been known to have her, um, daddy issues ( click me for link proof! ) for quite a while now. She lost touch with her father, former Mayor Rudy Giuliani, when he stopped coming to her graduations, special events and showing up for things in her "life". She usually goes by Caroline Hanover just because of how much she doesn't consider him her father, but when she got arrested for shoplifting, she was quick to use her other, more world famous surname.
In 2010, at age 20, Caroline Giuliani was busted for shoplifting $150 worth of beauty products in her jacket by the Sephora camera at the Upper East Side of Manhattan in New York. The cops arrested the ex-presidential candidate’s daughter for petty larceny, where they asked her to "hanover" the make-up and accessories and to kindly follow them to jail.
BONUS: for those fashion hounds out there, and for those whose girlfriends make them watch Bravo shows every week night, what did Caroline steal from Sephora? A variety of beauty products including Dior skin primer, Bliss moisturizer and even a hairnet (because hey, you never know when you'll end up in jail having to serve sloppy Joes to unibrowed women the size of comic book villains' henchmen).
3. Patti Davis
Patti Davis is the daughter of the late President Ronald Reagan, and is the only first daughter to have ever posed for Playboy (nude).
Davis was at some point romantically involved with a member of classic rock band The Eagles during the 70s, when they were cool. During that time, and at some point in the early 80s, she also got guest-star spots on shows like Fantasy Island, The Love Boat and ChiPs.
She, unlike her father, has really liberal viewpoints and never got along with her staunchly religious and Republican family until they started dealing with Reagan's alzheimer's.
She was famously known as the black sheep of the family during Reagan's run as president and did everything in her power to rebel against her parents; most notably posing nude for Playboy and letting some guy hold her boobs for the president to see on every news stand in America.
4. Jenna & Barbara Bush aka "The Bush Twins"
The Bush Twins (you know, those girls who were the first daughters of the US for 8 years), who even at their first mention sound like a fetishist porn duo, didn't waste ANY time making their daddy proud (that he had GREAT publicists) when he first took office.
JENNA:
Just a few months after President George W. Bush was inaugurated, his 19-year-old daughter Jenna (the blonde) was cited for alcohol possession by a minor. She also pulled a massively publicized "lip slip" during his presidency while taking her underwear off in public and flashing her family's namesake for paparazzi everywhere.
BARBARA:
Even though she's drop dead gorgeous, it is still difficult to think of Barbara Bush as hot because HER NAME IS BARBARA BUSH. If you're from a younger generation, click the following link to see what most people imagine when they think the name Barbara Bush. It's kind of hard to get past that, even though she kind of has a Kate Beckinsale thing going.
5. Meghan McCain
The daughter of Senator/Presidential candidate, slowly-rotting-yet-somehow-still-walking corpse and war hero John McCain, Meghan McCain, who got her Bachelor's Degree in Art History from Columbia University, is a prominent blogger and has been on various nationally televised talk shows discussing pressing political issues, also has huge breasts.
And she let everyone on Twitter know about it via scandalous pictures that were well-covered throughout the internet by Republicans, Democrats and perverts alike. She really rose to fame when this happened and added some scandal/shame to her father's already tarnished image.
Even though she's an extremely well-read and intelligent woman, here is a picture of a journalist asking her boobs a question, showing everyone exactly the kind of image that this politician's daughter is upholding in the media:
6. Ashley Garamendi
Ashley Garamendi, whose photo is only available if associated with her DUI arrest and daughter of California Lieutenant Governor John Garamendi, avoided a DUI charge because a toxicology report showed she was not driving above the California legal limit of .08 when driving home buzzed from a party in December last year.
The Yolo County District Attorney charged Garamendi with driving under the influence of alcohol as a minor. Hot.
7. Ashley Biden
Ashley Biden, daughter of Vice President Joe Biden, was arrested in 2002 for obstructing a police officer during an altercation outside of a bar in Chicago.
Years later in 2009, a Washington lawyer attempted to sell a video of Ashley allegedly snorting lines of cocaine at a Delaware party for $2 million. No signs of the pictures yet, though; most likely because by the looks of her, nobody's willing to spend that much money on pictures of her :(
8. Chelsea Clinton
In 2002, Chelsea Clinton was seen drunk, staggering out of a London nightspot, then collapsing, and being carried out by her boyfriend. Chelsea couldn’t stand nor speak, and she slumped in the back of the car, looking disorderly.
She was also caught binge drinking in London a few other times during that very same visit, showing us all that she's not the Chelsea we saw grow up in the 90s who looked kind of like that overweight lesbian pre-teen daughter on Weeds.
9. Dominique Sharpton
Rev. Al Sharpton’s ex-wife and daughter were arrested in November of 2009 for berating a pair of Harlem cops who pulled them over for running a red light in the wrong lane to get around their slow-moving, unmarked cruiser (which is really annoying, we've all been there).
Kathy Jordan and daughter Dominique Sharpton, were handcuffed and brought to a precinct, where the reverend’s daughter tried to get off the hook by using her former kind-of-a-joke-presidential-hopeful father's name when she could've just threatened to have her father come speak at their precinct and probably would have gotten aways scott free.
The police reported that Sharpton honked and then tailgated a vehicle from the NYPD’s Housing Bureau before blowing up. She swerved across the double yellow line and sped through a red light to pass the cop car. And once she was pulled over, she and her mother were accused of becoming “belligerent and argumentative.”
10. Sara Kenney
Sara Kenney (who we want to believe looks like the woman pictured to the left), daughter of New York Lt. Governor Mary Donohue, was stopped by the police for speeding. Not so bad, right? Right... until they also spotted marijuana in her car, just, you know, lying around.
Kenny was then charged for speeding as well as possession of less than 25 grams, which is apparently a criminal offense, possibly for being a "cheapskate".
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