I am yet to read the ‘guide to dressing’ chapter in the Tennis rule-book, but whoever
decided that women should be clad in body hugging, cleavage popping sundresses
while smashing balls around the court, deserves a gold medal.
I mean, just look at that. All she needs to do is to take off the cap, stash the racket
and she can go clubbing without even changing clothes.
While a two piece bikini is a definite eye-popper, but this one-piece can totally hold its
ground, especially when you have the option of watching ten long legged beauties
pop in and put of water looking fine as ever.
Not many Indians follow golf with the kind of passion I do. The eagle, the birdie
and the par not-withstanding, there’s a particular technique applied by female
golfers right before the high swing, that really gets me excited. It’s the ol’ golfer
stretch and had I any say in the sport, extra points would have been awarded to the
player, performing the most stretches.
(Resisting the urge to make a pole vaulting joke...)
Track and field specialist need special kind of uniforms that give their torsos
the freedom to do a variety of things – be it running, jumping over obstacles,
jumping into mud or riding a really long pole to glory.
Sorry, I tried.
There’s a very specific reason why beach volleyball players wear bikinis.
It not because bikinis allow them the freedom of movement. It’s not because
it helps them keep their laundry bills to the minimum. It’s not also because they
want to get a nice tan.
It's because nobody would come to watch… if they didn't.
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