How To Rule Your Campus – College Chicks First!

How difficult can it be to pick up college chicks? Yet for most of my guy pals, those three years as undergraduates, were universally unsuccessful. I too would have ended up sharing their fate, had I not made that one right move. I dumped my loser friends and claimed my kingdom, harem included.

Sleep With Dogs, Wake With Fleas

The world is already divided into two sections by the hands of fate - the haves and the have-nots. In college, it’s the haves who get all the chicks, while a have-not has to be exceptionally lucky or persevering to get his hands on even one. So where do you begin if you are just a fresher? Why, with the girls, that’s where.

First get the girls. Walk up to them and talk some sh1t about the course, teacher, campus, where to get textbooks and notes or just a plain, ‘Hey, how’s it going?’ is enough as a conversation starter. Since your classmates are also freshers, the first dude to break the ice with the chicks usually ends up being the girls' spokesperson and teddy bear.

If you are hanging out with guys, breathing the same air, consider yourself contaminated with the same desperation that a group of guys seem to take with them en masse, wherever they go in life. It’s an automatic bonding into a herd of have-nots that you want no part of. First go bank your babes, then you would be in a position to lend out small amounts.

No matter how cool you are, if you hang out with losers, you will be classified as a loser yourself. Ever heard of ‘sleep with the dogs and wake up with the fleas?’ Think about it from the girl’s perspective. A man is known by the company he keeps. Always remember this. More so a man who always keeps the company of girls is a dangerous organization.

Don’t B-D Nerd

Nerds don’t get laid. Period! If you spend every spare second in the library, religiously attend all your tutorials, even those of your subsidiary papers, you’ll definitely be sought out by a whole bunch of chicks…. for your notes. And please don’t confuse the batting eyelids, head tilts and saucy smiles as a sign of interest. You are simply being used. The second she has photocopied that entire year’s efforts, you’ll be back to being a no-body. You should instead be the guy, who charms his way into the hearts of geeky girls. Be nice to them and they will take care of the unnecessary academic headache. What should you be doing in the meantime?

Speaking about being nice, what about the loosers (all other guys in college) you shunned? You may have dumped your loser friends but that doesn’t give you the liberty to make them the butt of your jokes. You never know when you may need their help too. Just keep smiling at them and know in your mind that they want what you got.

Get a Life

Unbridle your inner cool factor by becoming the life of the college. Become a part of the theatre group, participate in competitions and fests, if sports are your passion – enrol in a sports team. This will make you a part of the cool crowd and no longer just another face in the crowd. You goal is to ensure that every time you walk through the college gate you’re greeted by a random bunch of people, who you don’t even know.

Even if you have no desire to becomea Pick Up Artist (PUA) you should incorporate his most primary characteristic –being pre-selected. Pre-selection means when you are chosen by others as theleader of the pack, as far as college chicks are concerned.

Actually it pays more if you get alife outside of college. For example, my own English Honours female batch mates were most impressed when I told them I was an Editorial Assistant in a magazine. Somehow everyone is just out of school and wondering about the kind of professional life in store for them after college. So a dude who actually has a job would naturally seem like a ‘god’ to them.

Keep logging on to X-FAKER for the next couple of weeks, as we tell you all you need to Rule (!) your campus.