How To Judge A Girl By Her Shoes

Getting A Date:
How To Judge A Girl By Her Shoes

Make Yourself Irresistible

Did you know that most men approach the process of trying to get dates in a way that virtually GUARANTEES that they will fail? Well I need to ask you something really quickly...

Have you noticed that women seem to have an unerring ability to create an unbreakable "barrier" that they can automatically put up when they're talking to you? It's quite like having a sixth sense that alerts them about a guy waiting to ask them out or worse… propose to them. And it turns on an invisible force-field of doom.

Women, it’s said, make up their mind about a guy within the first 15 seconds of meeting him. So it doesn’t leave you with a lot of time to make a good impression on your potential sweetheart. But a very conscious attempt may jeopardise your chances as well, because women have a powerful dude-dar. Even before you invade her personal space, you need to make an impression from a distance, so by the time you actually get talking to her she is well aware of your presence and is actually anticipating the pleasant clash. Here are some steps you can take to improve your chances:

Be the man

This can also be described as the bad-boy appeal. The element of danger is best if it is an irresistible combination of mystery and unpredictability. If you can create this appeal then you can create and break all dating rules and norms at will. It’s a feeling similar to what Neo (the Matrix dude) got when he realised he actually was the ‘one’. You become the master of the situation. The psychological boost that you get from this is incredible. You become someone who doesn’t take crap from anyone. Others have to rise to your standards and not the other way round.

If you have ‘em, flaunt ‘em

If you have those enviable peaks, a good chest or a cute ass, then show them. You don’t need to work out six days a week and build six packs to get girls (though it does help) - But stay in shape with some regular jogging and cardio.

Jazz up your looks

If you think spending those additional few minutes in front the mirror will do wonders to your looks, then don’t grudge yourself a regular facial or an exfoliation regime. Just avoid looking too prim and manicured or you will look like a made-up doll. So to get that manly look, avoid shaving for two or three days to get that designer stubble, that women love. Keep you hair and nails trim and your hands moisturised.

Be funny – Not corny

Women just love an excellent sense of humour. Be quick and witty. Just try and be a little subtle with your one-liners and avoid “low-brow” topics. You can also tease her about things in a way that would get her interested.

However, you should also keep in mind that the girl you are trying to impress might not be the one for you. In other words if a girl is not genuinely interested, there is nothing you can do about it. So don’t get hung up getting that one girl. She is not the only girl left on this planet. Stay cool and when you feel confident and in control, chances are you will be picked up by someone even better than her.

10 SADDEST PHOTOGRAPHS FOR HOMO SAPIENS

The virus theory of human existence is not that disturbing after all. So what

if we are a virus at least we are a good virus. Or are we? I agree that humans

have a certain amount of style among other intelligent species (even considering

aliens, if any). we have the ability to do everything our selves and get better at it.

Progress is the USP of Humans but we are not proud of everything we have done.

Here is a collection of all the things we have done, overlooked and regretted as

a species.

Skeletons of Bhopal Gas Leak Victims

Rows Of Bodies in Gestapo Concentration Camp

Self Immolation of a Monk in Saigon

Unreliable reforms and harsh treatment of the South Vietnam government forced

this monk to burn himself in protest.

The Napalm Girl

The naked girl in the photograph is nine year old Phan Thi Kim Phúc. She is

running on the street after being burned in a South Vietnamese napalm attack.

Biafran Kids

Excessive lack of protein in kids can lead the muscles of their bodies to waste

away and protrudes their bellies. This disease is called kwashiorkor. The

photograph was taken in 1970, after three years of war between Nigeria and

Biafra

Pollution and Power Lines in China

Vulture Stalking a Sudanese Child

No one knows what happened to this child. Kevin Carter, the photographer, won

a Pulitzer for this photograph but committed suicide three months later

Floating Dead Bodies After Tsunami

A Starving boy in Uganda

Before and After The Hiroshima Bombing

Before

Sexiest Uniforms in Sports

Tennis

I am yet to read the ‘guide to dressing’ chapter in the Tennis rule-book, but whoever

decided that women should be clad in body hugging, cleavage popping sundresses

while smashing balls around the court, deserves a gold medal.

I mean, just look at that. All she needs to do is to take off the cap, stash the racket

and she can go clubbing without even changing clothes.

Swimming

While a two piece bikini is a definite eye-popper, but this one-piece can totally hold its

ground, especially when you have the option of watching ten long legged beauties

pop in and put of water looking fine as ever.

Golf

Not many Indians follow golf with the kind of passion I do. The eagle, the birdie

and the par not-withstanding, there’s a particular technique applied by female

golfers right before the high swing, that really gets me excited. It’s the ol’ golfer

stretch and had I any say in the sport, extra points would have been awarded to the

player, performing the most stretches.

Track and Field events

(Resisting the urge to make a pole vaulting joke...)

Track and field specialist need special kind of uniforms that give their torsos

the freedom to do a variety of things – be it running, jumping over obstacles,

jumping into mud or riding a really long pole to glory.

Sorry, I tried.

Beach Volleyball

There’s a very specific reason why beach volleyball players wear bikinis.

It not because bikinis allow them the freedom of movement. It’s not because

it helps them keep their laundry bills to the minimum. It’s not also because they

want to get a nice tan.

It's because nobody would come to watch… if they didn't.